I’ve personally put together a list of the best vegan jokes that validate us, as well as anti vegan jokes to say to your friend making fun: “Heard that one already.”
This post is going to cover some popular vegan jokes, for the cause, as well as jokes about vegans.
Best vegan jokes
1. How many omnivores to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: How many omnivores does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they prefer to stay in the dark
2. How many vegans to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to change the bulb, and 2 to argue whether or not light bulbs are vegan.
3. Vegan zombie
Q: What does a vegan zombie say?
A: Grains!
4. Vegans and chicken
Q: Why don’t vegans eat chicken?
A: Cause they contain eggs
5. Vegans and religion
Q: What the most common vegan religious belief?
A: Seitanism
6. How to keep dairy fresh
Q: How do you keep dairy fresh?
A: Keep it in the cow!
7. Veganism changed her
Q: She’s changed since she went vegan…
A: It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
8. Peaceful vegans
Q: Why are vegans so peaceful?
A: They never want beef.
Now that you got the corny vegan jokes out the way, check out this list of anti-vegan jokes to stay ahead of the jokers.
Best anti-vegan jokes
Now for some jokes at the vegan community’s expense, to take the joy out of any non vegan that throws these at you.
1. How do you know if someone’s vegan
Q: How do you know you’ve met a vegan?
A: Eventually they’ll tell you
2. Vegetarian old meaning
Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter.
3. What vegans eat?
Q: What do vegans eat?
A: What everyone else’s food eats
4. How many vegans to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Dont worry, they’ll tell you.
5. Food chain
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be vegetarian.
6. Mistake
Being vegan is a huge missed steak.
7. Veg cruelty
Trillions of plants are killed for vegan consumption, end vegetable cruelty.
This post was just for a bit of fun, every joke’s about everybody and everything there is, and sometimes it’s good to laugh along with them! Not everything should always be so serious, vegans should also have a sense of humour.
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